Maia and I just finished watching an Anthony Bourdain episode shot at a coastal area of Brazil. Lots of beaches and … other stuff. Afterwards Maia declared, “They should call … Continue reading Brazil? Or Buttzil?
Maia’s new thing is singing the national anthem. “Oh-h-h say can you seeeee, by the dawn’s early lighhht! What so prouuuudly we … mumble, mumble, mumble. Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble. … Continue reading The little patriot
A sleepy Maia accidentally pulled the head off her favorite doll and is now saying between sobs, “You … were … the … best … doll … ever. This … … Continue reading Worst Christmas ever
Maia, before a game of Toss Across with me: “It’s on like Don King Kong.” (No, she doesn’t know who Don King is, so I suppose it might have been … Continue reading Don King Kong
Watching Adele’s “Hello” video with Maia … Maia: This video reminds me of a long time ago. Me: A long time ago? When? Maia: Like, when I was five.
I made beef stroganoff this evening, which apparently is one of Maia’s favorites. I put her plate down in front her and she lowered her face to about two inches … Continue reading My Precious
Maia’s not very happy about the turn of events in tonight’s program … “Just because he has a red nose doesn’t mean he can’t play in the reindeer games!”
Me: “Hey Maia! Do you want to help me put bows on the tree?” Maia: “No. I’m watching football.”
Maia: “Papa, today I checked Google and the moon is NOT made out of cheese so you were wrong.”